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Writer Brian Anderson lives in Austin, Texas, where summer
is in the spring, summer, and fall, and where a twenty year buildup of Texas dirt has completely clogged his bathtub drain.
Illustrator Doug Holgate lives in Australia, where summer
is in the winter and where bathtubs drain clockwise.
Brian is from Earth.  Why do you ask?
Homesick for the Orion Nebula.
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